Handifapped

The inability to masturbate under normal conditions.

Simtex cannot masturbate by memory or while standing up; He is obviously handifapped.

by Trypto May 25, 2014

Handifapped

The state of being unable to masturbate. This can range from arms being tired to genital mutilation.

I tried to fap again but my arms were tired, I was completely handifapped!

by definedefinition November 12, 2015

Handicap Shit

When the shit you just took was so massive that you loose feeling to your legs and it leaves you unable to walk or function correctly.

Richard: "When are you coming over?"

Dan: "It might be a while because I just took a handicap shit."

by Big J Fly July 26, 2016

Handitizer

Shorten word for Hand Sanitizer. I think a better description.

Would you like to use my handitizer after all the hands you had to shake?

by luvbtllulllLluvbtl February 10, 2017

handicocked

when someone is penetrated so hard they are left paralysed for life,

i want him to leave me handicocked and leave my ass in a state and a half

by invisaboy March 23, 2017

Handicap slide

Giving a handicap person a slide or pass because they are handicapped.

That guy with crutches, his first audition was good, the second... Not so much.

Yeah, they better not give him the handicap slide.

by mizsparklezz May 17, 2018

Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.

Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3

by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018