Pit Guy

The person you would put in the bottom of a pit Silence of the Lambs style, popularized by How I Met Your Mother.

"Wow, if Fred ever goes missing, they're gonna look for him in your basement. He's driven you crazy!"

"Yep, he's my pit guy..."

by ringler December 18, 2012

bonus guy

the mom's boyfriend, who essentially acts as a stepdad in caring for her child or children

Sexy MILF: "Brad is such a great bonus guy. He always takes my son's lunch to school when he forgets."

by Attractive Etymologist April 27, 2014

Guy 1

He always gets to be first. Damn you first guy

Guy 1: Haha im first
Guy 2: Why are you always first :(

by hahalolxddd February 6, 2020

fortnite guy

the guy who coppied fortnite and have burger

"Hey, mom can I get the Fortnite guy meal". Mom; "We have Fortnite burger at home!"

by epicfortnitegamerkid2012696969 September 17, 2020

Cock guy

An impulsive male or female, with a bad attitude.

Peter: Hey man my dogs a real cock guy

Mr. Heywood Jablohme: Why? What could be so bad about a dog?

Peter: He always starts shit but never finishes.

by Shabutacock69 April 29, 2020

lighting guy

A person that places lights, hangs lights, programs lights, focuses lights, fixes lights, designs lighting plots, and stares at the lights once they get to a venue. One of the best guys or gals anyone could have on their side. They have a wide variety of common skills. They can climb, lift, communicate, see very far, great sex appeal, creative af, tell hands what to pick up, and program lighting fixtures. Their shit may be always in the way, and sometimes they may not know what’s wrong with their lights. When it comes down to showtime, not one compliant is heard. It may not look like the lighting guy is doing anything particularly important. Really, he or she just got their shit done I promise you, or ahead of time. Any one lighting guy is equal to at least two and a half sound guys or five video guys.

Concert goer #1: Wow, look at that beautiful stage! That looks sexy af!

Concert goer #2: I wonder who makes all those lights like that? I mean, I wish I was smart enough to make awesome lighting scenes!
Concert goer #1: That would be the lighting guy. He’s that sexy mf over there at front of house in the middle of the crowd!

by Illuminaudi November 22, 2020

purple guy

An asshole who murdered 5 children probably for no reason, or for his own liking

He's the purple guy

by Pinkiepieswag7 June 29, 2015