Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.

Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?

by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022

Gump

A person that is a goofball, an asshole, and on the verge of being really annoying.

Man, Gary's such a gump. He's funny but I can't stand to be around him anymore.

by Jev93 February 27, 2017

Gump

short for “gumption”

meaning “audacity” or “sass”

usually used to tell someone TO TONE IT BACK.

ALSO used to signify somebody’s plump rump
ie: “plump gump” or, “gumptruck”

“you have a lot of gump to say that to my face”

“yooo check out that gumpy!”

“drop the gump.”

by gumplord April 30, 2024

gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

by Sweetbabyren March 7, 2022

Gumping

Jerking off until you hit a brainless drooling primal state

“Who up Gumping they Thing”

by I’mGumpingIt March 1, 2025