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The act of pretending to be homosexual with a friend in agreement. Usually used to avoid encounters at social gathering places such as bars and clubs with flirtatious and unattractive members of the opposite sex.
The act of Gay Guise implies further advances to your friend in agreement, e.g., holding hands.
Disclaimer: The Gay Guise is only a temporary solution to any unattractive or annoying member of the opposite sex. Excessive use of the Gay Guise or inappropriate use can cause your friends to exile you for "Switching to the other team", or attracting actual homosexuals.
The act of pretending to be homosexual with a friend in agreement. Usually used to avoid encounters at social gathering places such as bars and clubs with flirtatious and unattractive members of the opposite sex.
The act of Gay Guise implies further advances to your friend in agreement, e.g., holding hands.
Disclaimer: The Gay Guise is only a temporary solution to any unattractive or annoying member of the opposite sex. Excessive use of the Gay Guise or inappropriate use can cause your friends to exile you for "Switching to the other team", or attracting actual homosexuals.
Douche1: "Hey girls, if I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together, lol!"
Douche2: "Yah bro, High Five! Awesome. So what'cha babes doin' tonight?"
Girl1 uses Gay Guise.
Girl1: "Probably scissoring each other. Probably kinky."
Douche1: "Whoa. Uh. Hey. Hey! I love this song, mann, catch your girls later. Lets go brosef."
Douche2: "Yah bro, High Five! Awesome. So what'cha babes doin' tonight?"
Girl1 uses Gay Guise.
Girl1: "Probably scissoring each other. Probably kinky."
Douche1: "Whoa. Uh. Hey. Hey! I love this song, mann, catch your girls later. Lets go brosef."
by Mr.Domino January 27, 2010
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1. Guinea pigs were originally bred as food- I'm not kidding about this.
2. They are incredibly stupid; they just sit and stare or hurt themselves. Dogs are 1,000,000,000 x smarter.
3. Incredibly brittle and injury prone; they hurt their backs and break their ankles on exercise wheels, and make you by a crapload of weird supplies for them. You can let dogs walk around free, but you constantly have to make sure these fucking rats don't kill themselves.
4. They are not cute; they are big beady-eyed rats. Rodents aren't pets, they're VERMIN.
The fact that there are great dogs on the street, and one of these fuckers has a home makes me SICK.
1. Guinea pigs were originally bred as food- I'm not kidding about this.
2. They are incredibly stupid; they just sit and stare or hurt themselves. Dogs are 1,000,000,000 x smarter.
3. Incredibly brittle and injury prone; they hurt their backs and break their ankles on exercise wheels, and make you by a crapload of weird supplies for them. You can let dogs walk around free, but you constantly have to make sure these fucking rats don't kill themselves.
4. They are not cute; they are big beady-eyed rats. Rodents aren't pets, they're VERMIN.
The fact that there are great dogs on the street, and one of these fuckers has a home makes me SICK.
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