gruffle monkey

Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.

Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.

or

Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.

by Moon Meeko June 12, 2007

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Grum

The definition of grum is a masterpiece. Its the step up from the slang word grim ( which means a women of many talents *wink*) this word should only be used in circumstances of complete whoredem. It works both way towards men and women...mostly women. It was discovered on a night out in the claddagh ring- hendon-london(Local Grum spot) where a local grim achieved grum status with her tom-foolery in the toilets. Enjoy and watch out for any local GRUMS

The way to use this word is easy, simply " eurghhh that chick is grum" or one that is guaranteed laughs- if the word grim is used often in your group of friends ( if you have no friends, use on twitter or facebook is optional) mate "she's grimm" you "she ain't grim she's grum"

Rather dive in the deep end or await for your moment of hilarity...once again optional...Enjoy

by @Higzwan September 29, 2012

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grum

a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of a school desk, which is rather filthy....sticks to the top of your pants.

Kid#1:Oh shit, that hoe be chuesin on dat grum ma niggas!
Kid#2:Oh damn homie, you aint lie!
Kid#1:Ma boi, it looks like I'm lyin'?
Kid#2:You aint know, you ain't EVEN know, son.

by chuese you grum, son January 2, 2009

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