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Calcutta Grow

A polite and well-mannered way to ask someone from India about the current length of their pubic hair.
How does Calcutta grow, Singh?

Oh, it’s been a while, daddy. I stopped shaving during lockdown and now it’s a forest (French: bois).

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by 1000x Better September 26, 2022
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Grow

Hym "I don't need to grow. YOU... Need to give me the credit I deserve and pay me for that AI OR I need to murder a child. The idea that the English language would replace code, that you would need to calculate the conversion rate from sense data to thought, using a compression algorithm to cut down on energy cost, running two in tandem or using two asymmetrical loops of cognition in a binary system that uses the preexisting architecture of narrative-interpreting AI in conjunction with MY WORK to create a function AI, and even investing in nuclear for a dedicated power source. All part of a theory of AI that I conceived and put to paper. All of it implemented. I'm not going to grow. I'm not going to let you steal it from me. If you do not give me the credit and the money, I am going to murder a child. I don't give a fuck what the law says. I don't give a fuck what a judge says. If that money... Is not given... TO ME DIRECTLY... THE LAST THING SOMEONE'S LITTLE GIRL IS GOING TO SEE... IS THE PARENT TRYING TO CLAW ME OFF OF THEM AS I SAW THEIR HEAD OFF WITH A SHIV!"
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
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Grow-some

A boy that acts as if he doesn’t know you, even though you know he does, and is being rude about it. You end up thinking that maybe he hasn’t grown his balls yet.
Girl 1: omg! He was very rude, he obviously knows you!

Girl 2: yes, he must be a grow-some :(
by Wonkawillie November 23, 2021
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Growing Ears

To not be doing anything.
"Hey what are you up to this afternoon?"
"Growing ears"
by Greeny95 May 8, 2024
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grow

An amazing person who has a baby is a great mother
That mom must be a grow
by Officer earl April 23, 2019
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Growed

To grow, or raise
Honey! Look at these potatoes I growed!
by hshzjxr June 5, 2023
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Knee Grow

It is the biological process of a snickers growing
*there's the quote: would you rather watch a tree grow or a knee grow?
by mike_zvz May 24, 2023
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