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Grindr

Location based iPhone/iTouch App for gay, bi, and curious men to meet. Uses GPS technology in your iPhone and WiFi in iPod Touch to determine your exact location and instantly connect you with guys in your area. View pictures, stats, and map locations at a tap. Totally discreet because Grindr doesn’t ask for your email address or require account registration.
Willy: Omg I have to show you the guy I hooked up with last night he was so hot!
Bobby: Omg, how did you meet him?!
Willy: On grindr! lol
Bobby: Fabulouss!
by youravgmo November 1, 2009
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Grindr herpes

Sores and bruises one gets on their thumbs and fingers from too much typing on Grindr and other location-based applications designed for gay men to hook up.
Dude, I have Grindr herpes on my thumbs and I didn't even get laid.
by The Pop Sucker January 2, 2011
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Grindr burqa

The towel or shirt that a gay man will put over his head -- when at the beach or by the pool -- in order to obtain a better view of his GPS-based gay social apps, such as Grindr, Scruff, Jack'd, etc.
"This sun is crazy! I can't tell who's close by or who's far away. Brb, gonna put on my Grindr burqa for a bit."

"C'mon, grrl, we're at the beach! Come out from under that Grindr burqa!"
by Jack D. Grindr April 17, 2013
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Grindrrhea

A short-lived mysterious illness, typically a sore throat, that follows a particularly busy weekend of casual sex with multiple partners, making it impossible to pinpoint the original source.
"Gurl, my throat is killing me from that weekend of fun and I don't know who gave it to me. I think it's Grindrrhea!"
by TrblMkr June 8, 2013
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Grunderpants

Underwear soiled with fecal matter, having skid marks or filthy from bodily fluids such as semen, urine, vaginal secretions or ass sweat.
I just sharted. I’m gonna have to walk around with grunderpants all day.

She pulled her panties over my face. While expecting a fragrant experience, I got grunderpants and a big skid right across my nose.

I sniffed her grunderpants and it was a whiff of stank ass booty juice.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
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Grindr Depression

When using Grindr becomes so toxic, you become a hermit for the following week due to the level of depression you experience.
Friend: Why have you been ignoring me lately?

Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.
by ExGrindrUserrr February 23, 2022
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ginder

You know you're a ginder when....
-your house smells like indian food after your mom cooks
-your parents drive a camry
-your parents call all your friends "beta"
by Nupur Patel April 1, 2003
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