The whitest and riches guy you will ever meet, you'll usually see him wearing a yamika, golf gloves and polo shirts tucked into khaki cargo shorts with a brown belt, everybody knows he owns a yacht, a golf course and a couple tennis courts yet he is a self-proclaimed humble guy, Grayson doesn't simply drive a car, he rides a majestic steed. It is common knowledge that Grayson eats his pizzas with a knife and fork and that he is abusive towards his lawyer mother.
Here are some fun facts about him:
- He is 5% jewish (he did an online dna test once)
- He is a big fan of naked cats, he has one named puffles
- He has 6 butlers
- He has an addiction to hand sanitizer
Here are some fun facts about him:
- He is 5% jewish (he did an online dna test once)
- He is a big fan of naked cats, he has one named puffles
- He has 6 butlers
- He has an addiction to hand sanitizer
"Oh look it's Grayson! I wanna bash his skull in so bad.. but his dad is so rich he can buy me.."
- "Did you hear that Sydney has a crush on Grayson?"
- "Dude that's the 12th girl this week"
"Grayson? what a faggot"
- "Did you hear that Sydney has a crush on Grayson?"
- "Dude that's the 12th girl this week"
"Grayson? what a faggot"
by I Sell Wheat August 25, 2019
Get the Grayson mug.A Gaylor is a person who theorises and speculates on Taylor Swift's sexuality. They are most known for interpreting Swift's song lyrics in a way that fits their narrative of her being queer - most often lesbian or bisexual - even though there's no confirmed relationships between Swift and other women or any statements made by her that would convince them of this; so pure speculation is at the play. They are well spotted on Swiftie Twitter by a "🌼" emoji placed next to their dn or in their bio, representing Kaylor, a ship between Taylor and Karlie Kloss.
A person who is against their narratives is called a Hetlor by the Gaylor community. According to Gaylor ideology, Hetlors are homophobic for being against the speculation of Taylor Swift's sexuality, as they are "just looking at her lyrics through a queer lens," but they're actually just trying to tell Swift what she is and what she isn't.
Notably Gaylors tend to accuse Swift of dating various different women, such as previously mentioned Karlie Kloss, Julianne Hough and Dianna Agron. Since Taylor has had multiple different confirmed relationships between men, Gaylors will put those off as "just beards" so that they can drive their narrative of her dating the women mentioned above. Although Swift has made numerous statements of her dislike of people speculating on her relationships and accusing her of dating her friends, Gaylors disregard that and continue dragging her out of the closet she supposedly is in.
A person who is against their narratives is called a Hetlor by the Gaylor community. According to Gaylor ideology, Hetlors are homophobic for being against the speculation of Taylor Swift's sexuality, as they are "just looking at her lyrics through a queer lens," but they're actually just trying to tell Swift what she is and what she isn't.
Notably Gaylors tend to accuse Swift of dating various different women, such as previously mentioned Karlie Kloss, Julianne Hough and Dianna Agron. Since Taylor has had multiple different confirmed relationships between men, Gaylors will put those off as "just beards" so that they can drive their narrative of her dating the women mentioned above. Although Swift has made numerous statements of her dislike of people speculating on her relationships and accusing her of dating her friends, Gaylors disregard that and continue dragging her out of the closet she supposedly is in.
Person A) I'm a gaylor - I believe
that Taylor Swift is a lesbian. 🌼
Person B) That's bad. You're literally telling
her what her sexuality is, even
though she's never explicitly
stated that she is queer, so if
she is queer, you're forcing her
out of the closet. You're not
letting her come out on her own
terms. Besides, she's not a
movie character whose
sexuality you can just spe-
Person A) You're homophobic. Taylor Swift
girl kisser. 🌼🌼
that Taylor Swift is a lesbian. 🌼
Person B) That's bad. You're literally telling
her what her sexuality is, even
though she's never explicitly
stated that she is queer, so if
she is queer, you're forcing her
out of the closet. You're not
letting her come out on her own
terms. Besides, she's not a
movie character whose
sexuality you can just spe-
Person A) You're homophobic. Taylor Swift
girl kisser. 🌼🌼
by Carolinatears September 5, 2023
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"No u" has been found to be the ultimate insult and it can be used to outmatch the use of Gaylord. "No u" can only be used by one party of a two party conversation. If there are more than two participants in a conversation "No u" can be passed between everyone but never back to anyone who has already passed the "No u". The last reciever of "No u" is the true Gaylord.
See "Gaylord"
Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!!
Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays.
Random Guy 1: No u.
Random Guy 2: Shit, I just got served.
Gaylord -
The Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Gaylord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Gays.
A Gaylord is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined. Unlike many other definitions claim, Gaylord cannot be beaten by "fuck you" or any other insult.
Gaylord is a classic insult used many centuries ago, but recently has become lost in time...fortunatly it is slowely being brought back into everyday use.
Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!!
Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays.
Random Guy 1: Shit, I just got served
#gay#homosexual#fagmosexual#owned#pwned
by M.C Caber April 02, 2006
"No u" has been found to be the ultimate insult and it can be used to outmatch the use of Gaylord. "No u" can only be used by one party of a two party conversation. If there are more than two participants in a conversation "No u" can be passed between everyone but never back to anyone who has already passed the "No u". The last reciever of "No u" is the true Gaylord.
See "Gaylord"
Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!!
Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays.
Random Guy 1: No u.
Random Guy 2: Shit, I just got served.
Gaylord -
The Ultimate insult...in which nothing can outmatch. In using Gaylord you are saying somebody is essentially the Ruler of all Gays.
A Gaylord is a about 100x10^999 times more insulting than all of those words combined. Unlike many other definitions claim, Gaylord cannot be beaten by "fuck you" or any other insult.
Gaylord is a classic insult used many centuries ago, but recently has become lost in time...fortunatly it is slowely being brought back into everyday use.
Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!!
Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays.
Random Guy 1: Shit, I just got served
#gay#homosexual#fagmosexual#owned#pwned
by M.C Caber April 02, 2006
Random Guy 1: Dude, fuck you to the max...and SUCK IT!!!
Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays.
Random Guy 1: No u.
Random Guy 2: Shit, I just got served.
Random Guy 2: You're such a GAYLORD...Hail the ruler of all gays.
Random Guy 1: No u.
Random Guy 2: Shit, I just got served.
by NudeFrog May 29, 2018
Get the Gaylord mug.Graylins have huge egos to account for the lack of size of their wangs. They like to party and be the center of attention. Graylins can be major D-bags and are usually gay. Don't be friends with a Graylin because boy or girl, he may try to hook up with your pets.
by Amanda C. 1985 July 18, 2016
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Get the Graydon mug.Gears fan (aka, stupid): Dued, you're playing gaylo?
Halo fan (aka, awesomeness): Dued, you can't pleasure a woman?
Halo fan (aka, awesomeness): Dued, you can't pleasure a woman?
by A_K June 11, 2008
Get the Gaylo mug.the term used by any sane person who has heard of the craptastic band they might be giants. im fairly sure the two singer people are gay for each other. your mother.
wierdo retard: i was listening to they might be giants last night!
sane person: who the frick listens to they might be gaylords??! arse face. *kicks wierdo retard*
sane person: who the frick listens to they might be gaylords??! arse face. *kicks wierdo retard*
by your sweaty hairy mother April 25, 2010
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