Gopter

A useless ne’er do well person

A sponger

An uninspired worthless twat, useless accompanied by a dog on string

Look at those bunch of bone-idle gopters sat outside the cafe

by Auz77 March 25, 2020

Gopher Tax

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

by Sprite0226 May 11, 2020

Gopher Snatch

When you fold your dick back on itself before insertion and the head then pokes in and out.

Dude, I totally pulled a gopher snatch on my girl last night.

by TBsquishy November 29, 2020

Gapper

Fan and support of Gappies Hideaway

"Are you a fan of Gappies Hideaway?"
"Hell yeah man, I've been a Gapper since they started recording"

by Gappies Hideaway December 25, 2020

gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

by Punkroku February 11, 2021

Gompers

A set of false teeth.

Goddamit, I just dropped my gompers in the bidet and bit myself on the ass again!

by BelAir Hilloc March 29, 2021

Gophering

When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.

I'd rather these guys ghost than keep gophering, I made it clear I'm done with them.

by EverybodyInThe306 July 27, 2021