Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes

Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day

by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023

goolsby

Noun-
Irish word for an anal creampie.

Father O’Halloran was kicked out of church as a result of the leaked video showing him receiving a goolsby behind the bag of the pub after he’d had too many Guinness drafts.

by AlohaCono December 16, 2023

goolsby

An anal creampie

Kevin got a goolsby from Bryan

by AlohaCono January 27, 2024

gooby goober

An idiot.

Im a gooby goober!

by gabagaooher February 7, 2024

Gooby Yes

A goofy way of saying "Yay" or "Yippee".

Gooby Yes, I got ice cream!

by Dex_B November 12, 2023

Gooby

Silly in a bad way. If someone makes a joke or tries to be funny and fails, they're Gooby. Gooby can also mean something cute or lovable does something bad.

Our cat is so Gooby!

by Dex_B December 3, 2023

Goobysnacky

A multipurpose word describing an emotion, situation, or a thing that is negative, not right, or otherwise outside of the general norm.

Someone stole my bike, and that made me goobysnacky.

by Wurm Fillet February 25, 2024