glute soup

n. Explosive diarrhea.

After a night of drinking Bud Ice, I was hit with glute soup the following day.

by picc285 February 26, 2026

Glutes

Glutes is the new Gen Alpha Brainrot term referring to hair.

“I like your glutes”
This means someone is trying to tell you they like your hair.

by RealChoppedHuzz17 March 3, 2026

Glutes

Glutes is the new Gen Alpha term referring to hair.

“I like your Glutes” or “Nice Glutes” means that someone likes your hair.

by RealChoppedHuzz17 March 3, 2026

Gluteus Maximus

This is an additional term adding on to the new Gen Alpha Brainrot slang, “Glutes” which means hair. Simply “Gluteus Maximus” means Voluminous hair.

“You have a Gluteus Maximus”
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair

by RealChoppedHuzz17 March 3, 2026

Glute concoction

A profoundly regrettable culinary–metaphysical experiment in which an alarming assortment of miscellaneous objects are deposited into a pot of jelly and stirred with a headless spoon—a utensil whose bowl has been mysteriously removed, leaving only a tragically useless handle. The resulting mixture, while technically edible in the same way gravel is technically chewable, produces in the victim an overwhelming and existential sense of dread, woe, and the creeping suspicion that the universe has personally wronged them.

I took Gluteus Maximus's jelly and formed a glute concoction out of spite.

by Wedgeificus March 7, 2026

Glutonic

Glutonic- gluttony mixed with a dash of iconicism

She ate like ten bags of dick she is so glutonic

by Tuntybunty March 6, 2025

Glutenese

A phrase used to describe the diet of someone Gluten Free - eg a Coeliac

“Oh sorry I can’t eat that, I’m Glutenese”

“Can we please make sure there are Glutenese options next time?”

“We can’t invite Keeleigh over for dinner, she’s Glutenese”

by Keeloid June 14, 2025