funeral

Two of the worst things combined: church and death.

Person 1: Aw man I had to go to a funeral the other day...church AND death.

by emilia1555 February 22, 2011

trust funder

Someone that has never had to work for their income.

Don't vote for Dubya, he ain't nuttin but a cocky trust-funder with a family name.

by dnafe September 1, 2003

funneh

The way keyboard warriors say funny.

1st guy: omfg that r liek soo funneh

2nd gey: nar it r not that funnah

by AgileBeast November 25, 2009

vertical funeral

the act of getting married, resulting in the "end of your life"

I cannot beleive we attended Bob's vertical funeral today, he is so screwed now.

by FoxHat March 26, 2007

Kentucky Funnel Cake

A man cums into a deep frier turning his seman into a deep fried treat and a willing female eats it.

Paul gave his girl a deep fried treat from down south known as the Kentucky Funnel Cake

by Turbosc61 January 7, 2009

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

by grataballi October 23, 2005

funness

The essence of fun

Super Smash Bros. is funness at its finest.

by Andrew October 2, 2003