The fuckening

When a day is going too well . The fuckening has yet to occur

The day was amazing ...then came the fuckening. My parents died in a George Foreman accident

by TheMilkMan04 December 20, 2018

Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker

An alcoholic shooter consisting of:

1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Proof Rum

A popular shooter in western Canada and the northwest USA. Hard to stomach, hence the name. This shooter doesn't have a desirable taste, so it is most often bought for others. A common birthday shot.

"It was Tim's birthday, so of course I bought him a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker!"

by canadianbacon11 October 28, 2008

Fucked the fuck up

1. 100 times worse than being just fucked up...having been very shit-housed (very drunk)

2. Having been very messed up with a potent drug (marijuana, crack, you name it brahh)

3. To have been in a terrible situation, where shit just got real

1. "Hey home skizzlet last night I might have gotten fucked the fuck up and hooked up with your sister...my b."

2. "So i just took the biggest hit of my life...Im definitely going to be fucked the fuck up after this."

3. "Some hoe just smashed into my car for the 19th time...this situation is pretty fucked the fuck up.

by Kaybaybaybay October 6, 2009

pelican fucker

Anybody who works for BP or Exxon.

Tony Heyward is a pelican fucker and owes an infinite debt to society.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

slut fucker

Someone who craves fucking sluts, and only sluts. They get off on the high possibility of catching vd's and std's. They often also don't wear condoms as this increases the chance of diseases and enhances the pleasure.

Dewy: Man, ur such a slut fucker.
Nello: Wat's wrong with that?
Dewy: The fact u crave walking std's.
Nello: Man that shit is hot
Dewy: Ur a freak

by dewy June 21, 2006

fucked sideways

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.

1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.

by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009

Fuckedupedness

n. The state or quality of being fucked up.

It's difficult to believe the sheer fuckedupedness of this situation.

by The Son of God April 17, 2006