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Fix your fuck

When someone says their give a fuck is broken, you tell them to fix their fuck.
Anthony says "My give a fuck is broken!",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I say "well, FIX YOUR FUCK!"
by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022
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Fuck your kids

You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)
Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025
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Fuck your chickenstrips

I love you” “fuck your chickenstrips”
by Badb99 June 12, 2024
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National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"
by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021
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fuck your muck

You would fuck your muck in that wouldn't ya?
by Lesliegrantham July 21, 2018
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Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!
Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!
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Fuck your kids

Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.
Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2024
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