Front goose

A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.

Dude, last night after the party Emma and I did front goose for like 2 hours.

by Gooseman McGee September 9, 2023

Photo Frolick

Involves a camera, two dykes, and a dog.cunnilinguslezziedyke

Check out her myspace page for a photo frolick she did with her bulldyke and their dog at the park.

by MeAlsoAgain January 16, 2010

Chinese front

When a Chinaman creates something that looks legit on the surface, but has no real substance in reality. Examples include renovating only the front facade of an otherwise crumbling building, or baby formula that is laced with melanine (which causes kidney stones and/or death) to boost the protein content when tested for nutrition. Done to look good on paper, but with detrimental results.

Vince: Hey man, you bought a Nintendo Wii?
Robert: No, it's a Vii. Comes preloaded with games. And the controller's a Handybar, not a Wiimote. But it costs only 1/5 as much as the Nintendo.
Vince: What a Chinese front. The graphics look worse than a NES..

As Jason rinsed his eggplant in the sink, the water suddenly turned dark purple. At that point, he realized that the eggplant had actually been spray-painted at the supermarket. Jason had just fallen victim to a Chinese front.

The Caucasian CEO of the electronics firm gave a great keynote speech at the business convention. Unfortunately, he was actually a paid actor. The firm decided to pull this Chinese front to fool investors into thinking it was European.

Neil: Why is that Nokia in the display so cheap?
Ted: Look carefully. It's a NokLa. And what's a Z97? It's a Chinese front!

by Slammer111 January 4, 2014

united front

When disparate groups or individuals band together to work on a project or achieve a goal together. For example, several non-profits may present a united front to support or oppose legislation that would affect the people they serve, even though they may otherwise compete for contracts against one another.

The term was originally based on its military applications in terms of different forces allying against common enemies, and also used in terms of revolution and reform movements against common foes.

Although they often disagreed about parenting methods, Bob and Jane decided they would have to have a united front when dealing with Billy's Internet addiction.

by Crisses November 29, 2017

Fishy Front

A Fishy Front is a stink up vagina that's not been washed in a while

"Hey John did you smell Donna earlier?"
"Yeah she's got a right Fishy Front! Bet she's not washed in days, scruffy cunt!"

by C Dore March 6, 2022

Baggy Front

A vagina with extra space due to the lack of pelvic floor exercises

Bloody hell Sheila you've got a right Baggy Front! It's like throwing a sausage up an alley!

by C Dore March 6, 2022

Claude Frollo

The Main, Ill-Tempered Protagonist Of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame And Who Gets Angry Or Sometimes Even Enraged At Even The Slightest Act Of Disobedience. Which Is Basically Everything. He Smiles At People being tortured and is the minister of justice and a judge. He is very cold, reclusive, sadistic and got horny over a 16 year old Esmerelda and blamed her being a gypsy or as he would call it `a witch` for his lustful desires. Then he burns down the entire of paris to kill her
oh fuck it just go watch the movie please

Claude Frollo: "Like Fire- Hellfire- This Fire In My Skin.."
Frollo: "This Burning..Desire…Is Turning Me To SIN."
Me, Singing: "THIS BURNING, DESIRE..IS TURNING ME TO S I M P."

by emperorbelos May 11, 2022