forum zombie

A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.

The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.

At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.

Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.

Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?

Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*

by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016

forum monster

This refers to person or persons that lives off of the forums of a game or games, without actually playing it or them.

forum monster: "Hey, I think that's cool!"
Scrub: "Dude you dont even fucking play"
forum monster ":("

by anonymous September 18, 2016

Forum fluff

A girl posting on a forum with no real knowledge of the site content and is only there to pick up members.

Look Jackie is back posting her usual forum fluff she wants David so bad.

by SOMEKHANT August 11, 2016

Forum Sweats

A discord server full of bitches who think playing a block game is cool lmao

"Yo have you seen forum sweats?
"yah fam, it's cringe as hell, they play a fr*cking block game (sorry i can't swear)"

by Vislon November 28, 2020

forums vanilla

A very cool Minecraft SMP server! It has many things to do and popular YouTubers play it! They are known for giving thousands of dollars in USD out to their audience!

"Yo fam wanna go play some Forums Vanilla and make some bank? I've practiced"
"Sure bitch, but split"

by Vislon November 28, 2020

midnight forum

A midnight forum is a forum wich is often used on hours close to midnight and usually talk about "dark" topics anonymously

P1:They say that there's a secret agency dedicated to find aliens among us
P2:No way, where did you read that?
P1:On a midnight forum, probably it's gone by now

by Alecced October 23, 2020

Forum

We're idiots post stupid shit usually losers and dumbasses do

The argument on a forum

Joe What the fuck I was doing shit you fucking asshole

Ryan I'm not bitch you fucking dickhead suck my ASSHOLE BITCH YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT

David NOW YOU FAGS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLES I FUCKING HATE YOU PIECES OF SHIT

Alex Did I fucking post shit

Sean No you fucking retarded faggot that's why no one likes you shithead

Alex FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GO SUCK A DICK

Sean NO YOU YOU RETARDED FAGGOT I DON'T FUCK WITH YOUR ASS YOU PIECE OF SHIT BITCH

Shawn You faggots are fucking annoying

Alex Look who's fucking talking

Shawn YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT I'M NOT LOOKING WHO'S TALKING RETARD YOU SHOULD BITCH THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP YOU RETARDED FAGGOT GO SUCK A DICK YOU FAGGOT ASS BITCH NOW YOU RETARDS CAN FUCK OFF YOU CUNT ASS FAGGOTS

Sean No you shut up you stupid faggot

Alex YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER EAT SHIT AND FUCK OFF

David Who the fuck did this shit on this fucking thing who was the fag who started this some asshole

by Boogereater69 March 15, 2021