totes imba

Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.

Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.

Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..

by Nutcrust, The Real Nutcrust November 9, 2013

dick tote

a banana Hammock or a male thong

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 13, 2022

Totes AF

Another variation of the shorthand for totally, more suited for use by adults of all ages and genders.

Jordan: "Hey Redge, do you think pumpkin spice is the best spice?"

Reggie: "Totes AF."

by Fox dad October 23, 2020

Tote

A secretive word for vape in school when a teacher and or adult is present

Let me see that tote

by TheCreatornhs January 14, 2025

totes fallops

A way to describe something, someone, or place as being amazing. It is the amaze balls equivalent for females, that is totally in my Fallopian tubes.

That tuna casserole recipe is Totes Fallops!

by smocode March 31, 2015