The act of itching the inside of a women's vagina then eating the remains stuck inside your fingernails.
by Snergle April 18, 2017
When you come up to the dinner table, whip your dick out, and slam it on the table and say "DINNERS READY!"
by Rocketmonkey456 December 18, 2019
1. A dinner whore is a complement to a dinner john. A dinner whore trades a dinner, which is paid for by a poor or unattractive person, with the privilege of being seen in public with them. Being seen in public with an attractive woman (or man) raises a man's (or woman's) SMV. What men who think they can buy the dinner whore's attentions beyond the dinner, or the unfortunate poor and/or unattractive men (or women), don't seem to realize is that it's an even trade. They are not -- I repeat, not -- getting gypped.
2. A dinner whore is a very attractive and charming woman (or man) who will never sleep with any person who thinks their sexual favors can be purchased through buying one or more dinners, aka a dinner john.
2. A dinner whore is a very attractive and charming woman (or man) who will never sleep with any person who thinks their sexual favors can be purchased through buying one or more dinners, aka a dinner john.
1. Unfortunately the dinner john was unable to see that he was actually paying to be seen in public with the dinner whore, not making installments on any future sexual favors.
2. No matter how many dinners the dinner john bought for Sally, the dinner whore, there was no getting over the fact that his expectation that he could buy her sexual favors was the very reason she would never sleep with him.
2. No matter how many dinners the dinner john bought for Sally, the dinner whore, there was no getting over the fact that his expectation that he could buy her sexual favors was the very reason she would never sleep with him.
by MsLi January 14, 2006
When your female counterpart requests you to perform oral sex on her. As she reaches climax, she defecates. That is your celebration dinner.
Oh, Ron....I hope you're hungry because I'm ready to give you a celebration dinner that you'll never forget!
by Rick Snorbstein January 06, 2011
josh: hey jason you have nothing to eat in the refrigerator.
jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.
jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.
by aarchangels August 17, 2010
When two gay men take turns stuffing each other's ass full of dick on Thanksgiving, like Thanksgiving turkey.
by thwankuth September 30, 2019
A guy kicks his legs in the air and commences sucking his own dick while someone gets behind and commences tossing his salad. Then they place a candle on his "taint" between them and stare lovingly into each other eyes.
by forkindork August 05, 2011