Flower's in the cage 

"It's a sure thing."

Adapted from a phrase coined by Pittsburgh Penguins coach Dan Bylsma. Originally used to inform the team that goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury was starting a game, it has since been used to indicate when something is a guarantee.

Works best when there is a slight pause before being uttered.

... Flower's in the cage.

Flower's in the cage by schtobes January 14, 2011

Flower Bitch 

The bitches who wear flower crowns on their heads. Usually fake flowers store bought from Michaels. They, aren't actually hipsters, they just dressed up as one for the day. Commonly found at music festivals. Often wear galaxy leggings or a thrift store maxi skirt.

Brittany: Hey Ashley look at that hipster girl with the edgy flower crown!
Ashley: No Brittany that's clearly a flower bitch heading to the Lana del Rey concert

Flower Bitch by Flowerbitchgetsmehotandangry November 13, 2013

Lady Flower Pain Shower

First used on the Comedy Central show Tosh.0, this is a reference to hitting a female in the genitalia. Daniel Tosh claimed that it was unfair that only men could be hit in the Genitals, and came up with a montage of female "nut shots"

Daniel Tosh: Game Ovaries! G-Spot Shot! Soreous Clitoris! Lady Flower Pain Shower!

Me: Hahahaha.

Lady Flower Pain Shower by jAk3333. January 25, 2011

Flower child

A person who was a hippie of the 1960's generation or in the neohippie movement.

Kathy is a flower child.

Flower child by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010

Flower 

The most evil creature in the world, known for it's tendency to use humans as slaves in places known as "Gardens". These things take hours and hours of life away from their human slaves, and give nothing in return. There is only one creature more evil than a flower, and that is a kitten.

Geraniums ( flower ) suck my blood.

Flower by FlowerResistance June 23, 2008

Flower Kiss 

The woman's version of t-bagging.

Called this because the woman's vagina resembles the petals of a flower.

Mary gave John a flower kiss when he was asleep.

Flower Kiss by Puttputt33 August 28, 2009

flower 

Something that grows in a garden

Isn't that a pretty flower?

flower by Deepsmeg December 14, 2003