Holy Floating Jellyfish

See: Flying Pickle Squid

josh: Trolling is the answer!

John: Holy floating jellyfish

by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010

flawting

When a person walks, talks, or just generally acts like the entire world revolves around them. Is also applicable when an ignorant prick walks, talks, or acts like they have desirable physical features when really they’re overweight, fat, or just a general loser. Hence, they are showcasing their FLAWS. Not to be confused with flaunting.

-I’m all for flaunting, just some people need to realize they don’t “have” it.
-I feel you man, I hate it when pricks are flawting around. Like, look in a mirror!

by mutatedlamb October 23, 2008

flassing

1. To floss inbetween buttcheeks with a variety of different things.
2. A form of torture (see 1.)
3. A sexual position (see 1.)

Robin enjoys flassing his mother with a gazebo.
We'll make them talk by flassing them into confession.
Don't stop flassing me!

by larry says hi October 24, 2005

flouting

clout with an f (a cooler version of clout)

bro i’m so high i’m flouting

by dale12345 June 21, 2018

flossing

to make out with a chick

dude nice work flossing that hot chick last night

by Schaeffer McPherson October 3, 2007

Floating Doughnut

Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;

Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.

by Jared Ford April 21, 2008

Flosting

The left over "excess" frosting from your cake, cupcake, or other tastey treat. Most often piled into a mountain on your plate.

We pile the flosting from our cake into a mountain on one plate.

by JaredtheBear January 1, 2008