flabbergastium

a mix of crack, horseradish, and meth.

he on the flabbergastium, he aint' makin' no fuckin' sense

by Sgt. Shoetfurst January 26, 2024

Flabbergasted

Being flabbergasted is to be greatly surprised or astonished.

"These news has left me flabbergasted."

by purivolley January 27, 2024

Flabbergasted

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

FLABBED

Flabbed is a very very very cool and sophisticated way of saying flabbergasted, which is often used to describe a event that left you speechless and in awe.

I was so flabbed when I saw that shawty eating out of a garbage bin

by spidermakesbeats February 9, 2024

Flabbergasted

What the teacher says they are after receiving a bad report from the sub teacher.

" I AM ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED AT YOUR GUY'S BEHAVIOUR!!!!! NEVER IN MY NINETY SOMETHING YEARS OF TEACHING HAVE I GOTTEN SUCH A BAD REPORT FROM A SUB. "

Like we get it Mrs Smith we piss you off.

by Baguette_6611 November 26, 2023

flabbergast

surprise (someone) greatly;

I flabbergasted my fiancé at her birthday party

by Lillian Hauchlaz December 4, 2023

Flabberissed

The definition of being both flabbergasted and pissed

Mark came home to a cow, and was flabberissed.

by Itsajokie December 10, 2023