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Fibbs

To prematurely ejaculate. Mostly used among male compatriots/ friends, in a joking manner to say you didn't last long in a sexual encounter. To lessen the embarrassment with comedic effect.
There are variations.

(1) Christ! I fibbsed out last night.
(2) She looks so good I think I she would make me fibbs
(3) Utter Fibbsulation, Pure Fibbsulation, Massive Fibbsulation.

(4) After I Fibbsed-out, the second round was mine.

(5) She wasn't as hott as I thought, I could only pray I fibbsed out and got to go home.

(6) Teasing a friend. " What a Fibbser "

(7) I hate Fibbsing
by Erskine August 15, 2007
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fibration

Fake vibration - you think your cell phone is ringing, you swear you felt it vibrate, but it didnt.
"Dude, I swear my cell phone just vibrated but it looks like no one called..." "Hm, must have been a fibration."
by The Peaceman May 25, 2007
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Drunk FiBing

Well you have your drunk texts and drunk dialing so this is its internet cousin. Sending messages while drunk on facebook or responding to peoples status with off the wall comments...usually sexually related.
I have to send out some apology messages since I was Drunk FiBing again last night.
by Jeremichi July 3, 2010
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fiber construction engineer

The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.
At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
by Romez February 28, 2008
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Fiberglasstic

When one is installing fiberglass insulation above one's head and tiny particles fall on your (open areas) head/face/neck.
I'm all fiberglasstic after that install.. :-0
by Backwater March 30, 2009
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fibloe

a fibloe is a low life loser and a hoe at the same time (see loe) but also really dumb. But when this person is either high, wasted, drunk they act smarter.
Person 1: OMG i always get 45% on every test two days ago i got wasted and took the test and i got a 88%
Person 2: Your such a fibloe

Person 1: WOW WHAT A FIBLOE!!!!!!!
by killerkel June 8, 2009
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Fibonacci Power Levels

Power structures are often described as pyramidal. Within Nature, patterns are repeated and repeatable. One such sequence was described by Fibonacci.

0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597…

Fibonacci power levels are best demonstrated by example.

The entire British population is represented by 650 Members of Parliament who sit in the House of Commons. The closest number in the Fibonacci sequence to this number 650 is 610. No doubt as this system evolves the number will likely tend towards the optimal 610. In terms of power level, 610 is quite somewhere along the Fibonacci sequence. 610 is the 16th number in the sequence. Even if the first two power levels are ignored as they are not human, that would still make 610 the 14th Fibonacci power level. This demonstrates what a sham a so-called democratic institution represents, as within an individual country, the people’s representatives confer at what must be considered merely an administrative level of power.

Following the Fibonacci power level upwards, it could be predicted that the number of members of the leading political party sitting in the House of Commons should hold a comfortable majority and consist somewhere near the 13th Fibonacci power level number of 377 shitting members.

The so-called cabinet consists of the Prime Minister and 22 ministers. This is close to the 7th Fibonacci power level number 21 but even this is somewhat down the power level structure.
The conclusion has to be considered that this power structure comprising Fibonacci power levels does not represent the true power structure in operation. This is merely an administrative power structure that take orders from the true power structures that reside above them.

Whatever human power structure that resides above them though is somewhat obsolete as behind the individual with seemingly the highest power is another level. It ain’t God, it’s a fungus.

Bubbles: Did you tell the plebs to register to vote?
De Pfeffel: What is the point of voting? You are better off faffing up a wall.
Bubbles: But you are supposed to represent the people.
De Pfeffel: Ha! Ha! People merely vote FOR the system. They vote their approval for more rules, laws, restrictions, taxes, etc. Whatever politician or political party they vote for they are agreeing to further insectualisation and mind control.
Bubbles: But what do we give them in exchange for their votes?
De Pfeffel: Facebook.
Bubbles: Thank goodness for Fibonacci power levels. The plebs can direct their dissatisfaction towards powerless puppets. Let's bring back Spitting Image.
by Option 22 August 7, 2019
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