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fascial fur

Refers to da thick "carpet" of curly-frizzy sawdust-shavings that accumulates on your forehead, cheeks, and chin --- especially during "hot 'n' sticky" weather, or if you have a moderate stubble for drifting particles to stick to --- after cutting fascia-boards in the woodshop.
Tiffany always appreciates when I come over to do carpentry-work for her; she just wishes I would remember to wipe off the fascial fur from my face before trying to give her a kiss. She has since solved this "lack of realization in the heat of the moment" dilemma by simply always bringing along a nice cool dampened washcloth whenever she joins me at the table-saw, so that she can both clean off my powdery jowls AND soothe my heated brow at the same time.
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
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Fascisting

when you are fisting (or screwing (or fucking)) people over in a fascist manner.
"Dude, did you just fascist me?"

"We are about to be fascisting these people over in Monopoly"
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 26, 2018
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This project is fascinary, but before I explain it to you, you need to sign an NDA
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Fascist-splaining

What Facebook does to cover their own ass when it comes to their ever-increasing censorship of truth and conservatives/ Christians.
I am constantly getting messages from Facebook, Fascist-splaining why they removed my post. I think they feel guilty because they know it's wrong.
by DoTheVooDew May 17, 2019
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fascist

A coded, alternate word for "faggot" commonly used by white supremacists and prison gangs to discuss violence against members of the LGBT community. These groups have intentionally appropriated anti-fascist language to engage in violent rhetoric against gay men and trans women, especially.
Bash the fascist!
by fartsmellas October 23, 2019
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Fascinationship

Similar to alterous attraction, this is when you experience a feeling of "attraction" toward someone but this attraction cannot be defined as "sexual", "romantic", or "platonic" in nature, but they occupy your thoughts. In short: you just think they're neat, but in a gay way.
I don't have a crush on her, i have a fascinationship.
by viledest April 6, 2021
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Fascist

A crossdressing male that follows the doctrines of fascism. They show support for fascists such as Mussolini, Hitler, Oswald Mosley, GLR, etc. These people also blame Judaism and Communism for their failures in life, they could get an F on their math exam and they would blame it on Cultural Marxism or "(((them)))"
That guy is wearing cat ears and he's waving a Nazi flag, I think he might be a Fascist
by bofasawcon May 30, 2021
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