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Facetrayal

Betrayal in the face of the victim of betrayal.(when the person is betrayed while he's aware, everything's happening in his face)
Patrick : I heard Bob's girlfriend got so pissed with him that she went and kissed Tom in front him at last night's party.
Jerry : Lol I know man. That shit was hilarious. Facetrayal at its best.
by Crayreck April 8, 2010
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facetiometer

A device for measuring quantities of sarcasm in a piece of text.
H: I get the impression you're just being facetious.

M: Then you're facetiometer is broken because I'm dead serious.
by super_proper December 30, 2011
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facetard

A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.
Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!
by TranceXplant March 5, 2009
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FaceTable

FaceTable is a "social school" network utility designed for students to share their timetables online with friends
Jim: "Hey John, Have you signed up for facetable yet?"
John: "Whats that?"
Jim ":O"
by CASTU245463 April 4, 2011
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Major Fagatron Mcballgrab

A pretty bizarre human. Likes terrible racing games where he spends $1000000000 on.
He likes men, in the pants.
He can only dance the macarena.....backwards and naked.
He likes girls....as friends
Hes a troll! He loves the word NOR!
WOW I AM SOOO AWESOME LOOK AT ME DANCE AND RUB MY BODY! I AM MAJOR FAGATRON MCBALLGRAB!!!!
by shahhzhzhzhhhzhzhz May 29, 2011
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Faceturbation

Engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting Facebook games and activities designed to keep you on Facebook as long as possible.
Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!

I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!
by The Showquest August 18, 2009
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FaceTime Rule

A form of communication through which iPhones are connected by a stream of live video as a way to talk to someone while also being able to see them. When this form of communication is used between a male and female who are in an intimate relationship, the female is required to reveal her breasts during the course of the conversation at least once.
Hannah and I were using FaceTime last night and she totally followed the FaceTime Rule - her boobs looked perfect!
by Stump17 July 7, 2015
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