Facebook

It gives people depression.

Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.

by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017

Facebook

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."

by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018

facebook

it's shit

XXXcoolGuyXXX: facebook is sh*t
redDRIPmoment: hell naw facebook is drip
*reddripmoment gets beaten up by everyone in the building*

by attack helicopter B) January 15, 2021

Facebook

Instagram, but for old people.

Jimmy? How do I take a picture on the Facebook?

by BoredomClass101 August 18, 2018

Facebook

A website that has corrupted many peoples lives, when people get corrupted by this it is called Like and Share syndrome. Symptoms of this are:

Constantly telling people how many views or likes they have.

Entering a short depressive state when a hateful comment or dislike appears on their post.

Telling their friends to go on Facebook, search up their profile and like every video on their posts section, then follow.

Often confuses everyday words with social media terms.

"I just looked at my facebook- I mean face in the mirror, I have tags- I mean bags, under my eyes

by us3r 14 July 11, 2022

Facebook

A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes

Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?

Person 2: No. It's shit.

by PenumbraDoge December 30, 2019

Facebook

A life degrading social media created by Satan

Hi I use Facebook and I have no life, just Facebook, only Facebook.

by Nyan sans February 28, 2017