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Fibonacci fap February

A challenge that is almost impossible. Each day in February, the participant has to nut in accordance to the Fibonacci numbers. On the last day, the participant must nut at a rate of 3.68 nuts per second.
You trying for destroy dick December man?
Nah. Thats for the weak. Gotta try Fibonacci fap February.
by Nighthawk Entertainment November 5, 2018
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I am not a financial advisor

A term used by degenerates who want the credibility and reputation of an actual financial advisor but don't want the accountability and liability that comes along with it. Mainly used by room temperature IQ individuals on TikTok, Youtube, Twitter, etc under the age 21 who probably don't even have a degree, CFA, or any knowledge about basic economics yet feel the need to give financial advice.

You can find them on social media using terms like #ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands and bandwagoning the latest hype stock or meme crypto and then never to be seen again until another hype stock is talked about by the masses as they don't know anything else about the financial world other than riding the current trend.

They are somewhat related to furus (fake gurus) who want to sell you $1000 courses on stock market education you could probably find on the internet with a few minutes of research. These wannabe financial advisors love to talk about meme stocks and cryptos as well as telling people to #BuyTheDip or #HODL #DoNotSell while still putting in their disclaimer "All posts are opinions and I do not give buy, hold, or sell recommendations."

The problem with these fake advisors is that they think saying they aren't financial advisors creates a loophole where they can't be held liable for their advice. This is literally the same concept as using copyrighted material and saying "No copyright infringement intended" which completely contradicts their statement.
Actual financial advisor: I use highly complex algorithms and statistical modeling to determine accurate probabilities on my investments and can show you that investing in the S&P500 index has proven to give around a 10% return for the past 10 years

Wannabe financial advisor: stonks go brrr, doge to the moon, buy the dip guys, apes strong together *loses life savings after yoloing it on 0 day expiration options*

Actual financial advisor: This person definitely has "I am not a financial advisor" in their bio
by Mediocre Quant June 17, 2021
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financial aids

what you get when the school financial offices f*ck you over! Often occurring during the process of taking your arm and/or leg for tuition payment.
symptoms include...yelling, cussing, gasping and then saying WTF? when you open your mail, the strong urge to egg the financial building, cobwebs growing in your wallet, eating ramen noodles for two out of three meals for the day, etc.
When one visits the student loan department, one often leaves with a bad case of financial aids
by college owns my soul February 5, 2010
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Final Flash

Final Flash destroys everything its aimed at.
by Produle February 6, 2013
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Finalitis

The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.
"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."
by Garexus June 6, 2007
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Fibonacci clusterfuck

A series of clusterfucks where each successive clusterfuck is equal in magnitude to the sum of the preceding two clusterfucks.

Therefore, if "CF" were a standard unit of clusterfuck, the history of a Fibonacci clusterfuck project would consist of 0CF, 1CF, 1CF, 2CF, 3CF, 5CF, 8CF, 13CF, ... and so on until the incompetent fucktards running the show have driven off any competent engineers and exhausted all the time and money allocated.
The fucktards on my project are so incompetent that it has turned into a 2 year long Fibonacci Clusterfuck. The project is 2 years old and we are 6 years behind schedule.
by SuctionHead July 16, 2010
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Final Fantasy VII

An epic low-fantasy RPG developed and published by Square (now Square Enix), and released for the Sony PlayStation console in 1997.

Frequently cited as one of the best video games of all time, FF7 was lauded for its massive size, depth of story, stunning visuals and unforgettable score, and is widely credited with popularising role playing games in the western world.

The game has since spawned numerous inferior sequels, prequels, remakes and spin-offs, none of which appear to have lessened its god-like reputation amongst enthusiasts.
Final Fantasy VII, the one that redefined gaming as we know it.
by Slimemon March 21, 2017
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