abduction experience

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.

"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"

"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"

"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

golden experience

woo he grows stuff

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE
*transforming sound*
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MIDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAA

by yo mama 😎 May 20, 2022

Experience

Something an incumbent politician claims to have during election season when they haven’t accomplished anything good in their past term(s)

“Even though crime was up and the economy was down for the past 12 years I’ve been in office, you should vote for me instead of the other guy because I have experience”

by MonsonCitizen August 18, 2022

regan experience

when you take a fuck ton of drugs and go on it's a small world

dude that party was so crazy last night it was a total regan experience

by reggyrocks101 May 31, 2022

Chernobyl Experience

A deep fixed fascination or cogitabund of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, its incident and the results of its significance.

“I think the entire chernobyl experience is fascinating for me”

by Wog Dog November 13, 2024

The Danish Windmill Experience

A situation in which a woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrød Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 20, 2024

Chernobyl experiment

Using dad's seat

Look out for out for the girl with the Chernobyl experiment she's got a clinker

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021