Evan

Fun nice guy really intelligent a girl magnet had short brown hair and brown eyes he’s really fun and cute

Girl 1:hey did you see that boy girl 2:yes he’s my crush. Girl 1: how did you meet him girl 2: I met evan in kindergarten and I have been in school with him for 8yrs both girls :damn he’s cute

Evan by Cats rules March 11, 2019

Evan

The most awesomest person in da whole wide world

Speaking to an Evan: You are an Evan

Evan by Electric_Van March 22, 2019

Evan

Super ugly, stupid and tall.

Evan is stupid

Evan by Namyac March 30, 2019

Evan

as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.

kid: who's Evan?
kid: hes the sporty type of guy but he's super forgetful though

Evan by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019

Evan

Sucks Philips dicks. Can’t hop off cock. Big pussy and a bigger boy.

That’s kid looks gay. He’s definitely an Evan.

Evan by IdontgotoSMMschoolinMediaPa May 1, 2019

Evan

Certified massive legend

"That guy is an Evan, he's awesome."

Evan by CertifiedLegend June 6, 2019

Evan

A gay faggot who is willing to put his penis in to anything (table, Lawnmower etc)

Who is he?
Oh him? He is a true Evan

Evan by Not_An_Evan June 9, 2019