ejaculate

The end product of ejaculation.

After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.

by Headladn June 28, 2014

Ejacutastic

When something is that damn good and you feel like your going to slightly have an orgasm over it.

Tommy: Just got new engine in my car.
Joe: Whoa shit, that looks amazing bro.
Tommy: Yea, its Fantastic !
Joe: NAH EJACUTASTIC BRO.

by ShiftingToms July 29, 2011

Ejaculate

To have oil spit from a pot while deep frying.

The oil ejaculated while the penis shaped beigne was in the pot.

by Penis_Beigne May 29, 2010

Ejaculanturn

When a lamp is shoved in a woman's vagina or ass and then turned on like a jac-o-lanturn and slightley pushed in and out until the light bulb is untwisted

For halloween i'm giving my gf an Ejaculanturn.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

ejacupot

when you are with a dime piece and you ejaculate inside/on her thus hitting the jackpot hence ejacupot

Did you bang that girl last night?
Ya, I ejacupotted.

by Zeus Juice December 11, 2010

EJACULEPTIC

When a human of the male sex falls asleep shortly after reaching sexual climax.

I can't beleve my boyfriend came, rolled off me and fell asleep. He must be ejaculeptic.

by fishsniffer March 16, 2011

Ejaculatory Justice

When a girl with whom one had an intimate relationship with cheated on the boyfriend so he ejaculates into her face after sexual intercourse and accompanies it with a phrase like "get owned!" or "Justice!" and then immediately breaks up with her while her face is covered with white justice.

Samantha cheated on me so I gave her some ejaculatory justice by jizzing in her face and said get owned!

by The Reginald August 5, 2012