Eggs are not real

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.

Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.

by petterpanpytt October 31, 2022

gooky egg

The stereotypical asian who is good at maths and computers.

He is such a gooky egg.

by unskinny-bob February 4, 2021

porn and eggs

To go to a seemingly cool party on the playa at Burning Man, but to soon realize you're someplace that isn't really 'cool'.

After waiting 2 hours to get into that playa party, we soon realized that we'd been 'porn and eggs-ed' - surrounded by a class of people who put cool over content. An exclusive bunch of 'artistes' who only want to mix with other wannabes who silently preach that single males are predators and single females (by their amazing good nature) are the opposite (feloniously, of course)... thus - real mean should stay away. RUN AWAY, else you may be 'porn and eggs-ed'.

by marybeth1111 September 21, 2009

egg in a nest

The preferred hairstyle of bald men. Hair is present around the sides and back of the head, but the top is completely smooth. From behind, it closely resembles an egg in a nest.

Your head looks like an egg in a nest.

by menfromearth December 24, 2003

beat an egg

Retort to a comment where one tells you that they can beat you. You respond with, "you couldn't beat an egg!"

Doug- "I can beat you up!"
Will- "You couldn't beat an egg!"
Doug- *cries*

by Nyar101 December 18, 2008

Fucking Egg

An insult for someone that is an idiot.

"Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg."

by Boomer the legend May 14, 2018

bad egg

A mischeivious person, harmless in nature, but always up to be'n a brat.

Chump are you stupid, your putting Michelle in charge of the batchlors party, you know she is a bad egg...you'll end get'n a lap dance from a Grannie!

by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010