Speddy Eddie

An individual of limited intellectual ability who grunts periodically

Bob is such a speddy eddie, he ran over his mother again.

by IcecoldBob March 25, 2022

front eddy

Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.

"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."

by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 7, 2015

Eddie Walker

Eddie Walker is all the craze at the moment as he has won the meat beating competition against Alex Murry, who was the previous 9 time world meat beating champion. Eddie currently works for the CCC, The close relative to a specific group in the south of the US that hates a specific group of people. He got demoted from president after he killed Jed Del Zotto, an icon in the CCC.

Eddie Walker is cute

by Jed Del Zotto's Wife September 6, 2023

eddy davidson

Pronounced: A-nul Pra-ree-dawg
A small, hard, tenacious ball of fecal matter that resists expulsion from the anus and causes great discomfort.

Dammit, I have this persistent pelvic pressure and I keep squatting , but I just CANNOT squeeze out this Eddy Davidson. Out, Eddy Davidson, out already!

by Cayucas July 9, 2017

Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.

You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019

a cousin eddie

Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite

My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under

by Dakarkar April 10, 2016

dirty eddy

when a gay man with a tiny dick tries to fuck another man but the other guy refuses to suck his dick because it’s too small so he sucks it himself

guy 1: ur penis is too small i won’t suck it smh
guy 2: fine ill suck it myself

guy 1: go on then do a dirty eddy

by water bobs June 21, 2020