eastern express

Horse who bucked the idiot known as christopher reeve off, breaking his back, hilariously.

Eastern Express beat down Christopher Reeve hahaha

by Homme Bik March 11, 2004

easter cholo

a really pissed off mexican in a bunny suit

run! the easter cholo has a knife!!

by that buttfucker kyle bingham October 8, 2008

Easter Basket

The Act of the "Easter Basket" is performed mid fuck, While thrusting a women vigorously, The dude removes his penis from her vaginal secretion. At this point he inserts his testicles in her basket. Resembling an "easter egg basket"

1. Oh Man i was fucking the shit out of this slut last night and i totally gave her the "Easter Basket". Shoved em right up there.

by Deathhampster666 October 27, 2009

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair

"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursday"

by G. Dingle July 29, 2008

easter bomb

to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

i hid an easter bomb and the first one to det it will become burnt and smarter

by nicest terrorist December 24, 2008

Easter

A slang term for the drug MDMA. Others include ecstacy, E, X, XTC, etc. MDMA's high often involves feelings of empathy, high self-esteem, positive body image, teeth grinding, jaw clenching, and wanting to tell people everything about oneself and in turn listen to their stories. The senses are more aware, causing one to enjoy touching soft and other various materials. Males should be aware that it is often difficult to have an erection while rolling on Ecstacy.

"I was rolling on Easter the other night."

by lifeiswondrous January 5, 2006

Easter

It's all about killing Jesus and eating chocolate.

What's not to love?

Person 1 - It's easter time again
Person 2 - Yeehaa! Time to break out the cross and get fat!

by TokyoFool! April 7, 2008