Epic Old

Something on the internet that is so old, you can't believe someone tried to send it to you as new.

Chuck -"Hey man, check this out, some dude named Tay Zonday singing some song called 'Chocolate Rain', lulz"
Stu- "That shit is Epic Old"

by PatrickBateman January 6, 2009

Epic Breasts

Voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of the woman/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.

Samantha has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Breasts in every sense of the word.

by Mocosoloco6 January 8, 2009

Epic Beard Man

A large, 67-year-old, bearded white male with exceptional fighting skills. Seen on a viral YouTube video wearing a fanny pack, black baseball cap, and light blue t-shirt with "I AM A MOTHERFUCKER" printed on the back.

On February 16, 2010 a video was posted on YouTube showing a fight on a transit bus. The video begins with Epic Beard Man asking an unknown African American male (hereafter known as "Tyrone") to spit shine his shoes. Tyrone took offense to the request and a verbal argument ensued. After several moments of intense verbal sparring, Epic Beard Man moved to the front of the bus. The two men continued arguing and threatening each other, prompting Tyrone to leave his seat and approach Epic Beard Man. Several passengers were able to persuade Tyrone to avoid physical confrontation. As Tyrone returned to his seat, Epic Beard Man exclaimed, "I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of 'em!" This statement angered Tyrone who swiftly approached Epic Beard Man and attempted to strike him in the chest. Epic beard Man deflected the blow and delivered a powerful jab that stunned his attacker. Epic Beard Man then proceeded to unleash a barrage of punches upon Tyrone and left he bleeding and slumped against a seat. Epic Beard Man quickly exited the bus and Tyrone is seen bleeding profusely from the nose. When asked if he was alright, Tyrone simply said, "Bring da ambalamps."

It is believed that Epic Beard Man is the son of the Greek hero, Hercules.

"I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of 'em!" - Epic Beard Man

"VIETNAM!!! VIETNAM!! YEEEAAAARRGHHH!!!" - Epic Beard Man

"Epic Beard Man is my hero."

by Raymond JK February 19, 2010

Epic Legend

The strongest form of the term "Epic Win", in which the described is perfectly deserving of being long remembered and inspired by for years, decades, centuries, or even millenia to come.

Guy: How do you feel about Michael Jackson?

Guy 2: ...EPIC LEGEND!!

by EpicLegend November 7, 2010

epic rape

To own or "rape" someone so bad it becomes legendary. Death may ensue the person who was owned.

Did you see the StarCraft match between Jaedong and Firebathero? It was an epic rape!

by GarlicPepper June 9, 2009

Epic War

A game developed to waste a humans life. A strategy is developed at first but when the player gets hold of certain items and spells, the game takes no skill to beat while the person persistently keeps upgrading the game for the game's sake.

Person 1: i played epic war 1-4 ! man it was awesome !
Person 2: oh did you go to work???
Person 1: uhhh no
Person 2: wow you really look like a dumbass doing the same thing over and over again right?

by wassapening July 27, 2010

Epic Sal

1. A man of epic proportions.

2. A man who has no fears.

3. A man who is desired by everyone.

WTF? Is that man over there fighting a lion?

No thats just Epic Sal, being Epic Sal!

by tutolandia October 16, 2010