A lame, boring or unattractive way of conversing - often performed in front of the opposite sex. Classic example being meathead Tom Howes of London, who is famous for boring everyone around him with his useless fucking smalltalk.
by Lulu Stowell February 05, 2009
by MikeyDread February 06, 2015
Someone who hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long time
by SpicySausageQueen2214 January 06, 2017
by uncle johan May 11, 2009
"Dude...dry masturbation is hard as hell!!"
by c0ckzilla September 08, 2008
Behaving like somebody who's high, without being under the influence of any drugs: it's essentially a non-stoned stoner moment.
Typically, you're tripping out on something really mundane.
Typically, you're tripping out on something really mundane.
Dude, you're having such a dry high, staring at the steam from that cup!
Man, this kid made a fart noise and I just laughed for ages -totally dry high!
Man, this kid made a fart noise and I just laughed for ages -totally dry high!
by greenhare May 17, 2010
Dry Fondant is an alternative reference to dried semen or jizz. However, Dry Fondant is only used when such condition occurrs while participating in a Decorating Party. Dry Fondant, like dried semen, can be reconstituted with a little water.
During the bukkake at a recent Decorating Party, Linda found herself very satisfied as she took on repeated lovers one after another. Her bukkake session actually took so long that she found herself well decorated and covered in Dry Fondant. She cleaned up nicely after reconstituting all the man batter with a little warm water spray from the shower nozzle.
by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014