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MC douchebag

The act of whining on every single forum in the entire internets because MC models have to wait a couple of days more for a jailbreak.

More broadly refered as a troll.
Dude im gonna jailbreak my ipod cause im awesome" "Dude you can't yet, its an MC model" "0MFGZ WHUT AM ! G0NNA DOO I CANT LIVE WITH0UT MAH CYDIA! I KN0W, ILL SEND IPODTOUCHFANS 60,000 MESSAGES TO HURRY THE DEV TEAM UP L0L" "You stupid MC douchebag
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010
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King Douchebag

1.)A person who is so insensitive and/or unintelligent that they have successfully exceeded the qualifications of a douchebag. Also Queen Douchebag if female.

2.) A chemistry teacher who assigns to much unnecessary work to his/her pupils.
1.) KD: I think Bush was the best president yet.
Bob: Shut up you King Douchebag!

2.) KD teacher: O.K class, your'e homework is page 200, problems 1-115
Student: No Mr. Herbig! Please don't be a King Douchebag!
by tortured AP chem student November 23, 2010
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cedar cliff douchebag

The act of being a douche or slut and being placed on the douchebag or slut list. Also the act of being an insensitive asshole and blaming an innocent girl and making her cry because you are a douchebag.
Person 1: Did you hear about the cedar cliff douchebag list?
Person 2: Yeah, its funny because its true!
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douchebag

Anyone who does the following:

Puts a 'ball cap on and makes sure it is crooked.
Knows hat is on crooked and does not fix it.
Puts an oversized tailpipe on a car.
Puts on, or buys a car with a fin.
Puts collar up.
Wears pooka shells.
Fix your hat douchebag!
by Douche Locator October 21, 2006
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douchebag

A person, usually a male that has no common sense or responsiblilty, and likes to make things difficultm they often go by the names corey and tyler.
The douchebag didn't even have a proper carseat.
by catdogcatdogfish June 20, 2014
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douchebagery

words or actions given by one who is a douchebag
"I really can't deal with your douchebagery right now."
by kimmorris January 4, 2009
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Douchebagery

–noun

The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.

Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.

Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.

Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.

The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.

-See also guidos and meatheads
New Jersey guidos practice douchebagery down the shore.

Bill Clinton is a master of douchebagery.
by Matty_O February 4, 2010
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