dorsche

Combo of a dork and a douche.

A really dorky guy who is also acting or dressing like a creepy douche bag is a dorsche.

by chjad April 5, 2011

dorsal fetus

a parasite shaped like a fetus that attatches itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to syphon nutrients to itself

woah did you see debby?
yea she has a monstrous dorsal fetus!

by SwabbyLeftNut April 19, 2011

dorkstrosity

When one is a dork of such epic proportions they become an event, like natural disaster, or Godzilla. This is known as a dorkstrosity.

That dude, Rob? He's a dorkstrosity.

by threnodyangelfire October 15, 2011

Dorksport

A form of sport played by losers or dorks, the game tends to require no muscle mass or much talent, for example frisbee.

I hate sport, apart from Dorksport that is, like frisbee and such.

by J.T Yo August 14, 2012

Dorse

Half donkey half horse. Not to be confused with a mule, the dorse possesses mind reading powers.

"Would ya look at the size of that dorse!"

by shredded hotdogs January 6, 2015

dorsed

The sensation of losing hard to a dorse in a video game or sporting event. The result is often a thrashing performed by a perfect human as referred to here as the dorse.

Holy shit bro, i got it all dorsed out of me that last game. That guy was just too damn quick!

by dorse53 January 4, 2016

DORKUS MACORKUS

A member of the human species who constantly act like dorks.

Dude 1: People think I'm cool cause I'm so funny.
Dude 2: No they don't you dorkus macorkus

by Dan Straight September 19, 2016