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1: A loser,nerd,geek.
2: A penis head.
[Dork] by mec567 January 8, 2009
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When someone is subconsciously doing or saying something silly BUT it’s also cute and funny.
Megan you’re a dork.
Nikki thinks you’re a dork.
Dork. by Opi_popi May 20, 2021

dork light 

an extra brake light usually in the back window or on the trunk lid which supposedly reduces the chances of being rear-ended, so named because of their some somewhat dorky appearance, dork lights became mandatory on all new cars beginning in 1986
I hate it when I tap my brakes and get a flash of red from the dork light in my back window it makes me think I'm getting pulled over or something
dork light by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

Dork Bumps 

The odd sensation you get when you see or hear someone that says or does something extremely awkward or embarrassing. The sensation comes on in a fashion similar to the onset of goose bumps, hence the name. Also known as retard tingles.
When we were in high school, based on a loophole, we all took chorus for credit in our senior year. The teachers were so upset that when we took advantage of this never-used loophole that they punished us by making us do group voice lessons. At the lessons, each one of us had to sing multiple notes, by ourselves, in front of the rest of the group. Watching a bunch of hockey/football players do this was as awkward as it gets. Needless to say, everyone listening got dork bumps.
Dork Bumps by blunas December 20, 2010

Dork Shard 

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)
My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
Dork Shard by jopazo June 18, 2009

dork sided

"Dark sided" as pronounce by the screaming Christian psychopath from trading spouses.
(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...
dork sided by wmike145 November 18, 2005