mr. dong

Someone who is a complete and utter dickhead. They actually look like a dong as well.

Here comes mr. dong.... what a dickhead

by Willie shaverpus November 21, 2022

Fling Dong

When one 'helicopters' his penis and hits someone by accident.

Jim: Brrrrrrrmmm (Helicopters)

(Jim hits his penis against Bill)

Bill: Da fuck?! Put that away!!

Jim: Sorry man. I just fling donged you! I clean it up.

by Broose Lee February 11, 2014

Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.

Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him

by Jimmybulger December 05, 2016

Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong

I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!

by Txbred August 21, 2015

pp dong

When you wake up and you're pp is hard from pee

Vro I woke up this morning with a pp dong

by PP DONG LORD 3303 September 28, 2018

weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).

That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.

by Chilly Durden June 02, 2017

cell donging

when I guy takes a picture of his gunk and text or emails it to a person.

Dude, Brett Favre got caught cell donging.

by Hypocratise October 15, 2010