Dong Watching

The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong

I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!

by Txbred August 21, 2015

mr. dong

Someone who is a complete and utter dickhead. They actually look like a dong as well.

Here comes mr. dong.... what a dickhead

by Willie shaverpus November 21, 2022

Nut dong

When you're about to nut inside a girl and she pulls your sack down so you last a little longer.

Helen: Steve was about to blow his load and I gave him a nut dong.

Ashley: well at least you got 5 more minutes out of him

by Jimmybulger December 05, 2016

pp dong

When you wake up and you're pp is hard from pee

Vro I woke up this morning with a pp dong

by PP DONG LORD 3303 September 28, 2018

Fling Dong

When one 'helicopters' his penis and hits someone by accident.

Jim: Brrrrrrrmmm (Helicopters)

(Jim hits his penis against Bill)

Bill: Da fuck?! Put that away!!

Jim: Sorry man. I just fling donged you! I clean it up.

by Broose Lee February 11, 2014

weather dong

When a meteorologist inadvertently captures and shares a radar images of storm development that resembles a brightly-hued phallus. Dirty-minded viewers quickly take screen caps or phone pictures featuring the meterologist and his/her dong and shares them. They very often go viral. Weather dongs are common when reporting weather developments along Tornado Alley (Florida and south-central U.S.).

That's a hella severe weather dong. Meteorologist Mike Morgan says it's coming in about three hours. Gonna be a bumpy ride.

by Chilly Durden June 02, 2017

Raging Dong

1. A term given to an extremely large penis.

2. The name given to a loud doorbell.

Boy1: Go press that doorbell with your Raging Dong.

Boy2: With pleasure my friend, but will it not give out a boisterous clamour with the sound from the raging dong?

by EnglishBanter July 15, 2011