Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive

The act of taking the eyes of a chicken, a chunk of salmon, and some dog fesis, and putting them in a blender or mashing them together in a bowl with a spoon. Afterwards, taking the now brown slimy 'liquid' and covering it on the head of your, or your partners penis. The partner will then proceed to suck the 'liquid' off of the head of the penis.

Nate did the T-Triple D (Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive) with that nasty slut last night!

I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!

When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!

by impopcicle July 25, 2012

dolphin

a dime of marijuana (.10g) code word

i got a dolphin yo, wanna smokeup?

by staguitar September 6, 2011

Dolphin Switch

The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.

Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?

Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!

by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010

Dolphin Dying

Getting owned while trying to dolphin dive like a retard for no reason in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

"I was diving onto the flag, then the bitch shot me off the map! I dolphin died!" -Dolphin Dying

by The Venetian January 17, 2011

Dolphin Power

Dolphinpower (dp) is the name a unit of measurement of power, the rate at which work is done particularly in water. The term was adopted with growing demand for marine powered equipment such as PWCs (personal water craft) as it was noted horses are simply useless in aquatic based environments. To compensate for this, many manufactures of marine engines adopted dolphinpower, to further convey accurate velocity of their equipment in and on the water.

Conversions:

0.39 Dolphinpower (dp) = 1 Horsepower (hp) = 25.75 foot gallons /second
0.39 Dolphinpower (dp) = 0.29kW

How many dolphin power is your new jet ski?

by Vilhelm Hartley December 5, 2012

Dolphin_X

A homosexual space negro who has issues controlling himself around cocks,

He will shake violently when he realizes one is nearby, and then proceed to suck the newly found cock.
He also prefers to judge others based on his own insecurities, He's also secretly a negro weeaboo.

Dolphin_X: Feed... me.... Cocks....

Massa: I thought I told you to stay in the hotbox boy.
Dolphin: COCKS!! *Begins shaking and is then subsequently whipped by his Master*
Massa: I think it's time we got you to the Lynchin' line.

by Anonymous010230034 January 26, 2014

Dolphin punch

When punch and or slap someone using your penis

"wow did you hear? Foulcault dolphin punched himself in the eye!"

by Syntax1985 December 20, 2014