dildo scrubber

The assholes on Kazaa who put shitty ass files on there just so people will download shit from them.

person 1: Man, I gotta get the Points of Authority video.
person 2: I thought you already had it?
person 1: Yeah, but the dildo scrubbers on Kazaa put shitty ass bogus shit on it, so it's always bad quality.
person 2: What faggoty ass biches.

by Sonya August 6, 2003

Dildomometer

A fictitious insertable device referred to as a way to measure a woman’s sexual prowess.

I'd give her a '7' on the Dildomometer scale...

by DG1 December 9, 2008

dildo

You've all heard of a man's best friend being a dog. well a girl's best friend is by far a dildo.

one day as sophie and brit were in the library,sophie gently whispered to brit.. "can i borrow your dildo tonight?" Brit gladly said yes you may! have a good time"

by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005

Ear Dildo

a Q-tip

ben: "dude i can see the earwax in your ears all the way from here
frank:yeah i ran out of ear dildo's a month ago

by gothunkeverythingchick January 9, 2010

Dutch dildo

when you shit in a condom and freeze it. then you give it to your girlfriend.

yo my bf gave me a dutch dildo for my birthday. it melted after 5 minutes

by SLUTGURL_69 June 18, 2011

ass ramming dildo demon

a demon that lives in a dildo and fucks you in the ass while youre sleeping.

Henry didn't realize he was getting fucked by an ass ramming dildo demon because he thought it was his friend, AJ.

"I cant let you have anal tonight, I'm still sore from that ass ramming dildo demon."

by EnergyDrinks17 December 29, 2009

Dildodian

Being used as a Dildo; pussified.

All you Dildodians are belong to shawns mom.

Make your time.

by Patrick Andrew Hansen May 28, 2004