Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.

"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"

by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023

roller derby

A very religious sport played by girls and women of various sexualities.

What’s the guy counterpart of roller derby?

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 7, 2024

Oil Derby

A football/soccer match between the following teams: Manchester City, Newcastle United, Paris Saint-Germain, Al Nassr, Al Hila, Al Ittihad, Al Ahli, ect,

The Oil Derby between Man City and PSG ended in a 3-3 draw, what a game!

by ¡Visca_El_Barça! September 4, 2024

kentucky derby margarita salt

Ketamine.

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"

by blkbrd January 22, 2025

priest derby

The alter boy version of the Kentucky Derby when priests ride 10 year olds.

Father Fudge Packer rode his 10 year old alter boy to victory at the Priest Derby.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 20, 2025

Stroller Derby

Noun. A group of teenage mothers in a small town who walk up and down the main drag with their strollers late at night. Sometimes the babies in them are real, sometimes they are fake.

Damn, the Stroller Derby is taking up the whole sidewalk when I’m just trying to get to the froyo stand!

by ImKenough January 29, 2026

Finger Derby

Finger Derby is a race between 12 men to see who can get their woman to cum the fastest. Each man has a different set of silks on their finger to differentiate from one another.

"Hey will you and your mum participate on Finger Derby after the sunday mass?"

by Ingland May 15, 2025