Al Dente

The opposite of tsundere: a person who is soft on the outside but hard on the inside.

Hey man, I heard you were trying to get with Emily. Don't let her friendly demeanor fool you - she's actually al dente.

by DeepUltraViolet December 20, 2020

Guilherme Dente

Guilherme Dente is known for his giant penis and for fucking mirco’s mom.
He is such a great guy to be around.
420

Brooooo, I just caught Guilherme Dente fucking my mom.
Yo Guilherme Dente roll me a joint

by Banana133 November 21, 2021

Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth

Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night

by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025

Deliberately decontextualized

And he looks Jewish. So I think is just "The Jews lie about you if cross them because they've deluded themselves into believing their ancestors talked to the creator of the universe and it made them the moral dictator of the universe forever." I think THAT is what is happening here.

Hym "You saying that I'm 'threatening kids for information' That is a deliberately decontextualized description of events. You're just taking the elements that YOU PERSONALLY CARE ABOUT and then are telling her that explicitly to affect the outcome. To change how she would feel or what she would do. That is YOU manipulating HER so that YOU the not creator of AI and the not writer of the Joker can pretend that my role in either of those things is insignificant. So again, fuck your kids. I'm not going to pretend I care more about you kids like that you do or even my own. YOU are actively making my life worse deliberately and THAT'S HOW. That manipulation that you are doing to her is the thing you are doing to make it worse deliberately. You know that you're doing it, I know you're doing it, and, yes, your kids share your guilt."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025

Pal dente

Someone you're getting to know, but not close enough to call a friend.

Josh is the new guy at work, I like him so far he's my pal dente.

by bigchiller123 December 30, 2025

The Dirty Dick Devontè

When performing anal sex, just before climax the male member pulls out and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Who then transfers the load into his anal cavity. Where he then evacuates the load into the females vagina

It was Mary and I's one year anniversary so I treated here to The Dirty Dick Devontè.

by Dirty Dick Dangler Daniel the August 20, 2016

pop that for deontae10n

you got to pop it

pop that for deontae10n mean you got to pop it on cam you cant say no girl you got to do it now

by lolpopas June 21, 2025