Twamp Deuce

The number twenty two...22

That guy's jersey says Twamp Deuce.

by Maggie K May 8, 2005

Smash a deuce

To go number two... to take a poop. Also... smash a D.

BOY do I really have to smash a deuce!

by obvihouse January 17, 2008

deucemaker

butt, ass, bum bum, fanny

I sat on a tack. My deucemaker is killing me!

by UUUUUU April 20, 2009

deucebumps

When your poop is releasing from your butthole and the person pooping experiences goosebumps (esp. on the legs)

I can remember one time during the summer I had to poop so bad that when I finally made it to the toilet and pooped, I experienced deucebumps.

by deucebumps by r.l. stein January 26, 2011

standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

by resident alian February 19, 2008

tux deductible donation

n. Money given to graduate or groom to help him defray costs of hi-jinks-related tuxedo damage.

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Who knew orange spray paint would not wash out?

Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.

As if.

by gnostic 1 May 27, 2013

Sierra Deuce is on bug

To want some action after sitting all day and not having anything to shoot at.

“Just walk through town and tell ‘em that Sierra Deuce is on bug and if they wanna come out shooting, we’re looking for some action”

by JoeShitTheRagMan69 February 17, 2021