n00bian desert

A desert in South Ayrshire (Scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile.

that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in Ayrshire, it's hard survivin in Ayrshire

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009

deceptibro

a bro who hides his true nature during the majority of the day with intelligent conversations, an appreciation of the arts, a lack of alcohol, or anything off putting of a bro; but at the appropriate time, can emerge from his deceptive shell to let his true bro form shine.

"Did you know that Steve loves to party? I mean he usually is talking about the global economy and Bach. I never thought he could bro out."

"That's because he's a deceptibro."

by The art of bro July 7, 2011

Desert Chili

A slimy pile of Diarrhea left in abandoned desert shanty-house; typically in areas that have no restrooms within a 20 mile radius.

Freddy had to take a shit on the way to Las Vegas, and could not find any bathrooms. He found an abandoned house, and left a Desert Chili in the fireplace.

by Iscrae May 11, 2014

desert sushi

When someone eats out a girl, but she is dry.

Taylor went to his girls house for a good time, but he got some desert sushi.

by Docretier May 2, 2017

Darth Deceptius

(Noun) An edgy Star Wars roleplayer who threatens discord servers because he lost an election.

"Darth Deceptius

by disgruntled0001 December 2, 2020

Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson August 14, 2009

Decepticons

Who Frankie Palmeri is referring to when he performs the song "Sound Wave Superior" live.

Frank:
"This song goes out to all my Decepticons out there..."

Kurt and Aaron:
"OMFG HE'S TALKING AB0UT US!!!1!!11"

by <34567 January 3, 2011