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A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.
by b e e n u s May 20, 2025
Get the Deadass Joke mug.When a man, usually a man named Dave, evasively avoids any questions about their parenting responsibilities.
by B33_Moore June 6, 2025
Get the Davasive mug.(Noun) During anal sex when a dominant female clenches her asshole so tight, her submissive male partner can't pull his dick out until she lets go
Guy I: Yo man, what took you so long?
Guy II: My gf gave me the Davao Dicktrap. Holy shit, that asshole was tight as hell. Even King Arthur couldn't pull my dick out of it.
Guy II: My gf gave me the Davao Dicktrap. Holy shit, that asshole was tight as hell. Even King Arthur couldn't pull my dick out of it.
by Doosh B June 10, 2025
Get the Davao Dicktrap mug.The father of vanity, the only person he loves more than himself is his children/family a balance representation of a man who is selfish and selfless depending on the situation or circumstances but will ultimately puts the people he loves first before himself often resulting in voluntary injury with no concerns for casualties or repercussions even if it resulted in his own death.
I went from being consumed by vanity to becoming davanity. don’t test me or my next of kin or you’re next, if you lie to them you lie to me but if they lie to you it’s the truth to me. It’s no longer me against the world, it’s us.
by TYROXO444 June 16, 2025
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“Girl Davariona so pretty and nice i love her bad.”
“G yes I LOVEE HERR!!!, that’s my bit*ch right there she don’t play at all.”
“G yes I LOVEE HERR!!!, that’s my bit*ch right there she don’t play at all.”
by Finesh*t July 1, 2025
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Person 1: Yo I've been using macOS for like 3 years bro
Person 2: but like have you been using it through a virtual machine or a deadasstop
Person 1: Uhhhhhh a deadasstop!!!
Person 2: but like have you been using it through a virtual machine or a deadasstop
Person 1: Uhhhhhh a deadasstop!!!
by flipperplus August 17, 2025
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