sexpiration date

The time when an individual needs to stop having sex.

"Omg did u see that old lady in the club tonite?"
"O yea. She is way pass her sexpiration date"

by T.S.E. May 29, 2008

stealth date

1. stealth date -(noun) A date where one of the two people doesn't know it's a date, i.e. trying to come in under their radar; a date that one or both people don't admit is a date

2. stealth dating -(verb)a.k.a. 'stealthing'- Dating someone (or thinking you are) without telling them; deliberately misleading the other person as to romantic intentions; dating someone without admitting to them, your friends, or yourself that you are actually dating

He said he was okay just being friends, and then I found out he was stealth dating me!

What? She insisted on paying? That was a stealth date!

Amy said you two never dated, but you guys were stealth dating.

by Trulee & Christie December 10, 2008

Date

When the Man pays

Guy: Hey wanna go out on a date?
Girl: Only if you pay!

by I♥Tucker October 7, 2008

group date

Going with your boyfriend/girlfriend and a group of friends who arent necessarily "together" somewhere (usually public).

My boyfriend, Mark, and I went with a bunch of his friends and my friends to a movie Saturday.

by 654 August 9, 2005

apartment date

Apartment dating is when a woman invites a man over to her apartment in lieu of the couple going out for a date.

A woman should not apapartment date; instead, she should make the man take her out and spend some money on her.

by Gene July 10, 2003

Date or Pass

Often used it a facebook status. if someone likes the status, the poster puts on the likers page weather they'd date the liker, or pass up the opportunity.

If you searched this, go see tbh

Poster: Date or Pass!! lms!!

Liker: *likes*

Poser: Date or Pass? Pass, you thot.

by alqpxjvh March 9, 2014

dateosaurus rex

noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.

Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.

by Ressaler October 10, 2008