"Hey Cam., do you think we will ever get Dad Dong?"
Remember when you were a kid showering with your dad? His penis was always enormous, and you always wondered how come yours didn't resemble his at all.
Remember when you were a kid showering with your dad? His penis was always enormous, and you always wondered how come yours didn't resemble his at all.
by D in V December 13, 2008
Those who dress accordingly: polo shirt, khaki shorts, dockers, and glasses hanging from their neck by a fashionable glasses cord. Most are from southern states, such as: Georgia, North Carolina, Alabama, and Virginia. There home mecca is South Carolina. They are most commonly spotted around tailgating and frat houses.
Oh my gosh, check out that mini dad!
When I went to the beach you wouldn't believe how many mini dads I saw.
When I went to the beach you wouldn't believe how many mini dads I saw.
by Sav Fen August 31, 2010
Therapist: "how can I help you today young man? "
Person: "it's my step-dad. I have depression because of him" :(
Person: "it's my step-dad. I have depression because of him" :(
by Psydeon December 31, 2018
A father who does not provide for a family that he was part of creating. Does not have morals or a responsible enough nature to realize how difficult he is making life for his family.
My husband works and keeps his money to himself and decides what he is going to pay and when. He wanted to get married, he wanted to have children and now that we do he isn't stepping up to the plate to ensure our future. I am 6 months pregnant, we have a two year old and I work over 40 hours a week trying to make ends meet. For 4 months he made excuses as to why he was not making any money and yet he takes all the credit playing himself out to be the provider. There should be a definition for a dead beat husband who causes his wife so much grief that she wants to get a divorce and then he becomes the deadbeat father.
by Hardworking wife & mom April 30, 2004
Where a dad fucks his daughter and a child is produced; her name is Tammy. The father will be the grandfather and the dad.
Tam-Tam can put it down for Pap-Dad.
by TamJams December 29, 2013
Any guy from pennsylvania: Damn, I hope trap dad comes back soon to feed the block
Trap dad: it's all about the experiences
Trap dad: it's all about the experiences
by Johnny cottonwood January 06, 2019
A steak.
Teodor: How long's he grounded for?
Ray: Oh, couple hours. I'll make him some Spaghetti's Dad tonight. It's our little ritual - let's him know he's off the hook.
Teodor: Huh! What's in Spaghetti's Dad?
Ray: A steak.
Ray: Oh, couple hours. I'll make him some Spaghetti's Dad tonight. It's our little ritual - let's him know he's off the hook.
Teodor: Huh! What's in Spaghetti's Dad?
Ray: A steak.
by cepherias January 18, 2012