N.E.R.D.

Not to be mistaken with the word "nerd", N.E.R.D is one of the coolest and most lyrically, musically, fashionably dopest band you'll ever hear. Formed by Pharrell Williams aka sk8board P, and childhood friends Chad Hugo and a dude simply known as Shay, So far they have produced three albums( true masterpieces to us fans) "in search of"( 2001), fly or die (2004), seeing sounds (2008), some highlight tracks , "rockstar", "maybe", "you know what" respectively. Also look for producing duo THE NEPTUNES.

that N.E.R.D. concert last night was mind scaping
I sleep to N.E.R.D. songs and have the best dreams

by kvedo September 19, 2009

D.A.R.E.

Drug Abuse Resistance Education
D.A.R.E. worked in the 80's but in the 90's all those little 4th and 5th graders who went to the program are now potheads.

I D.A.R.E. you to keep me off drugs.

by D.A.R.E. Graduate 89' April 29, 2003

D.A.R.E.

A program that's supposed to teach children about the dangers of drug abuse. And by the looks of things, the program has already failed miserably to keep kids off drugs.

The schools might as well let the kids shoot and smoke all they want.

by AYB April 1, 2003

D.A.R.E.

Drugs
Are
Really
Expensive

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|D. | Put a DARE mug on your
| A. | coffee table so your
| R. | freinds can chip in
| E.|
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by Thurgood Jenkins October 29, 2003

D.A.R.E.

Parodies on the acronym include-

Drugs Are Really Expensive
Donut Abuse Resistance Education

Hey pig, how about you DARE to stop eating all those donuts before you burst?

by Invalid H. User April 29, 2003

D.A.R.E.

Acronym for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Pretty much a big waste of tax money and school hours spent by police officers telling 2-4th graders half truths and flat-out lies about drugs. Along with this, they use scare tactics and educational films about drug addicts (who by default MUST be rapists). It wasted my time, and as a highschooler, I know from experience that none of it really matters.

Me:Not to be one of those pothead dumbasses (I don't care if it's legal or not) but for the record, I would like to say that marijuana doesn't make you stupid, I'm an honor student, and I have a scholarship to a good art school too but I smoke fucking weed ALL THE TIME. Whoever said that they will live a better life than me because they don't get high is a dildo. Drugs have nothing to do with it unless you're a junkie. So have fun with your evangelism and your Purity rings.

Brainwashed Dumbass: OMFGZZZZ. MARIJUANA CAN KILL YOU IT LIEK MAKES UR BRAIN MELT && YOUR LUNGS GET LUNG CANCERRRRRZZZ. U NEED D.A.R.E. BEFORE U DYE OF POT OVERDOOOOOOSE.

Me: Did your mommy tuck you into bed with that story last night or was it on PBS?

by Not a pothead August 26, 2010

a s c e n d

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

by qjns? April 7, 2019