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chron out

The state of rest one achieves due to drug use (chiefly smoking marijuana) or sometimes even strenuous labor. While chronned out one is unable to perform tasks that require effort beyond that of procuring snacks, watching movies, gaming, or browsing the web.
Joe: Yo, I'm coming over in like 10 minutes to jam. You gotta play drums.

Dave: I don't know bro. I didn't sleep last night and just took a massive bong hit. I think I'm just gonna chron out and read til I pass out.

Joe: Yeah, I just got outta work and should probably chron out too. We'll do it tomorrow.

Dave: Did you say something?
by m00nmaster June 18, 2013
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chronic tabbing syndrome

Someone who tabs uncontrollably
"Dude? Why do you have 25 tabs open?"

"I have chronic tabbing syndrome."
by bleekicker May 1, 2014
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chronic hypernasal dysplasia

Motherfucker has scary sneezes. As loud as thunder and scary a as lighting.
*earth shattering roar*
Jesus what was that?

Just Mike sneezing.

He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia
by SleepyDoc9000 July 2, 2017
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Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)

The constant whining and complaining of illnesses and injury you don’t have. hypochondriac
Sammy has a sever case of Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)
by The diagnostics November 7, 2017
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chronic flexer

A person who flexes all their name brand/expensive items or clothing. Most of the time they will repeatedly flex the same things over and over again. It’s like taking bragging to an extreme
Person 1: aye bro I’m getting the newest iPhone soon
Person 2: you literally already told me that like 5 times

Person 1: oh well I didn’t know if I told you
Person 2: you are such a chronic flexer like fucking stop
by taylormckay07 November 21, 2018
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chrondue

Making a fondue dip, infused with cannabis, using either hot cheese or chocolate to be dipped with meats, vegetables or fruits.
Wow, I got so messed at Mack’s chrondue party!
by Pgrogz September 30, 2019
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Catronavirus

when one can not stop bitching in a 24 hr time period

ie. constant complaints, turning to dust at midnight, bifocal necessity
Oh, you see Karen over there complaining non stop? She must have caught the catronavirus.

Did Karen just ask for a manager? She must have the catronavirus

Me: Have you spoken to Karen lately?
Bob: Yeah, she complains a lot!
Me: Do you think she caught the catronavirus?
Bob: I don't know but stay away from her sarcophagus!
by the monkey handler March 7, 2020
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